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Uplifting

April 15, 2011 by admin | Filed under Giggly funny poems, Specific to Women.

Uplifting

Katie is a “triple D”

Her breasts are screaming

“Uplift me”

They sit up there

High in the sky

Don’t get too close

They’ll take out an eye

Her bras take shifts

And daily breaks

To ensure their strength

And relieve their aches

Perky “Boobs of Doom” has she

Katie’s breasts scream

“Uplift me”

1997

For a past co-worker  (As We Change catalog company) who requested an uplifting poem and was always quick to comment on her “Boobs of Doom”.

Julia Ann Ferguson


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